|—||Junot Díaz (via writersrelief)|
At this point my parents have more active social lives than I do and I am both ashamed and betrayed.
Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.
Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?
LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST
NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt
THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS
hes showing this post to all his classes now
tell your chem teacher to change his theme
tell your chem teacher Im single and can deep throat without gagging cause dAMN
but seriously ask him if he’s into threesomes
when my parents complain about me
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading
i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic
i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”
the characters did not go to a waterpark.
is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level
honestly makes me so mad when i compliment myself and people are like “be humble” like fuck humble i wasted too many years hating myself if i wanna toot my own horn until it breaks then im gonna do just that
IS THAT A GODDAMN VHS TAPE?!
Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.