Toa Of Procrastination
In my view, a writer is a writer because even when there is no hope, even when nothing you do shows any sign of promise, you keep writing anyway.
Junot Díaz (via writersrelief)
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

At this point my parents have more active social lives than I do and I am both ashamed and betrayed.

doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

superblys:

jessiphia:

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

tell your chem teacher Im single and can deep throat without gagging cause dAMN

JESS OMG
but seriously ask him if he’s into threesomes

superblys:

jessiphia:

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

tell your chem teacher Im single and can deep throat without gagging cause dAMN

JESS OMG

but seriously ask him if he’s into threesomes

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

image

thebrotherswinchester:

man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.

chieguevara:

is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level

chieguevara:

is a fucking computer telling me i’m entry level

koalatea:

honestly makes me so mad when i compliment myself and people are like “be humble” like fuck humble i wasted too many years hating myself if i wanna toot my own horn until it breaks then im gonna do just that

ohshitribbit:

IS THAT A GODDAMN VHS TAPE?!

winchesterlicious:

Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.

winchesterlicious:

Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25